Dirt Cheap Labs DIRT CHEAP LABSLab work, minus the middleman.

Lab tests at honest prices.

This isn't a business. It's community service.

Labs matter, whether you're exploring peptides, dialing in hormones, or working through something serious. They shouldn't cost what most places charge for them.

So we don't mark them up. Every marker is priced at cost. The only two add-ons are a $10 Quest draw fee and about $20 per order that goes to the platform running the backend. We don't keep a cent.

Pick a panel or build your own from the full test list. Walk into any Quest lab within 30 days of ordering. No appointment (unless you want to), no insurance, no one trying to upsell you.

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Questions

Do I pay anything at the lab?
No. You pay once here and nothing at Quest. The panels include the blood draw. If you build your own from individual markers, a $10 blood draw fee is added at checkout.
How fast do results come back?
Usually within two weeks. Larger panels can take a little longer. We email your results as they start to come in, then send a final PDF once everything is back.
Do you take insurance or HSA/FSA?
No. We do not take insurance, HSA, or FSA. You pay directly. That is the point, no denials and no middleman.
Where do I get my blood drawn?
Walk into any Quest lab within 30 days of ordering. No appointment needed. Show the requisition from your email at the front desk.
Do I need a doctor?
No. The order already includes the physician authorization, so you can walk in and get drawn.